Tuesday, January 08, 2008

AVP2 sucked!

Oh man here's my list of complaints for the AVP2 movie:

1. The Predator was really pathetic.

Those who have watched Predator 1 n 2 would know, Predators kick serious butt in those movies and would've tracked down any enemies in its vicinity and killed it quickly and efficiently. In AVP2 we have aliens taking turns to dodge bullets from the Predator's shoulder canon, we have aliens popping up near his face without him noticing, aliens walking under and above him making him look like an idiot. That was really a big insult to the ultimate hunter-killer in the universe!

2. The Aliens were really really pathetic.

Compared to the fast and nimble aliens of the previous movies, the AVP2 aliens move like snails. Maybe the special effects were on low budget, or the directors didn't watch the previous alien movies. And they had some sort of growth hormones that made them grow ultra fast only to also die ultra fast. Pistol bullets don't kill it but a predator can stomp on its head to crush it. Oh well, I don't really like aliens in the first place, but the director really made them look real crappy.

3. The Predalien boxing match with the Predator was ridiculous.

When it comes down to the final showdown, you see the Predalien moving like it was stoned on drugs. Painfully slow. The Predator on its own should've been killed by the predalien, especially since it was weaponless and already injured. But to please both fans of Predators and Aliens, they had to make them kill each other. Duh.

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